DJ this.

I like DJing. I like how people look at you like maybe you know something that they don't. I like the free drinks. And I like getting money to do something I'd be doing at home anyway.
This article from that bastion of good taste, Vice, has pretty much nailed it.

Incidentally, the 3 best questions I've had asked of me whilst DJing in the past year.

3) "Can you do a shout out to my mate, it's his 50th and he wants to hear Red Hot Chilli Peppers”
2) "Do you have any ketchup?", "No, this isn't the kitchen", "Oh right."
1) "When is it going to get better?"


(ps, that picture of my hand is by Gabriel Green. He's a G.)